but anyway...
i just came across this old converstaion i had ahd with Matt a few months ago...wanted to share it with you:
I'm in blue, he's in that horrible olive green he keeps insisting on using:
..he's a Don
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
he's got FREINDS
Matt says:
and i've got TOES!!!
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
yes matt, we all do
Matt says:
not as many as me though
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
10?
Matt says:
600?
Matt says:
i have them stashed on a tanker off the coast off singapore
Matt says:
they'll be here in a month
Matt says:
and then
Matt says:
with my legion of toes
Matt says:
no one will stop us
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
toes r very ticklish y'know...
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
all we'll need is a feather each
Matt says:
nah
Matt says:
these be hardnened viking toes
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
vikings r extinct matthew
Matt says:
well yes the human viking ancestors have long passed, but the toes have carried on the traditions for years secretly
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
plus i doubt they have very mobility
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
do they just bounce along
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
or kinda crawl like worms
|------>Dunamis<------| says:
so you're gonna take over the world with wormy viking toes
Matt says:
yes
Well, I'm off to continue studying...
6 comments:
They're LOST OK!!!!! Friggin shipment documents.... to be honest i did receive a postcard from the chief a couple of months ago.... it was of the 6 general toes around a topless woman on a beach..... it didnt really say anything, just a smudged kind of smiley face... If any of you go to some tropical island and happen to see a few marauding viking-looking foot appendages, tell them i'm not sending them any christmas cards
Viking Toes?!???!!1111oneetc
No. You fool. My army of undead hands will rise up and conquer you all!
And you know what the best part is? You, yes you, Urpani, will be helping me create it. Muwahahaha.
The plot's not the only thing thickening ;)
Ah, Simon. Good to see you. Matt, the next piece of the puzzle lies here.
Ooh Sim, Internet Drama is invading your Blog too. Nevermind. Hey, what is it that you do for physio anyway? ;)
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